主题：世上最强的中国式英语！看完晕死!

1 世上最强的中国式英语，看完晕死~~ 
>01．we two who and who？ 
>　　咱俩谁跟谁阿 
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>02．how are you ? how old are you? 
>　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 
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>03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 
>　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你 
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>04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
>together up ！ 
>　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 
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>05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
>nothing to say,go home!! 
>　　有事起奏，无事退朝 
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>06．you me you me 
>　　彼此彼此 
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>07．You Give Me Stop!! 
>　　你给我站住！ 
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>08．know is know noknow is noknow 
>　　知之为知之，不知为不知... 
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>09．WATCH SISTER 
>　　表妹 
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>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 
>　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 
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>11．American Chinese not enough 
>　　美中不足 
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>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 
>　　车祸现场描述 
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>13．heart flower angry open 
>　　心花怒放 
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>14．go past no mistake past 
>　　走过路过，不要错过 
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>15．小明∶I am sorry! 
>　　老外∶I am sorry too! 
>　　小明∶I am sorry three! 
>　　老外∶What are you sorry for? 
>　　小明∶I am sorry five! 
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>16．If you want money,I have no; 
>　　if you want life,I have one! 
>　　要钱没有，要命一条 
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>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 
>　　我叫李老大，今年25。 
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>18．you have two down son。 
>　　你有两下子。 
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>19．as far as you go to die 
>　　有多远，死多远！！！！ 
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>20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
>face 
>　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 
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>21. no three no four 
>　　不三不四 
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>22. seven up eight down 
>　　七上八下

  23.Say one is one, two is two.
        说一不二