主题:【转帖】++++最经典的中国式英语

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回复(1):I‘m a scamp,I‘m afraid of whom
no three no four
We are brothers,who and who
回复(2):You are who??
Give you some color to see see.
I brother (我哥哥)
回复(3):you are black new new
回复(4):root you duck dead knock~~~~~~
回复(5):people moutain people sea
horse horse tiger tiger
回复(6):old three old four......
回复(7):这个老头子我最擅长了 我和加拿大的中国朋友经常告诉他们不要忘记中国的成语 比如
one word is out, four horses cannot chase...
save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower
riding a donkey reading play , go and see
one road with windd
wait wait...
.............
回复(9):Are you serious?
No,I'm kidding
你是西尔瑞斯吗?
不,我是凯丁
回复(10):I'll show you some color!
回复(11):Birthday happy!!
回复(13):eight seven four!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
回复(14):YOU LOVE I?
回复(15):as stong as a cow(体壮如牛,大一的时候大师兄原创,全班FT)
回复(16):9楼的很强 呵呵 老头子我pfpf 和
how r u=怎么是你?
how old r u=怎么老是你?
有一拼!
回复(18):down half body consider
up half body write
---下半身思考
回复(21):If you no three no four,I'll give you some colour to see see.
回复(22):let me see see
让我看看。。。
回复(23):really his mother's nomeans........
回复(25):spring dream
春梦
回复(26):“Iwill show you colour!”这是一句典型中式英文:“我要给你点颜色看看!”只有懂英文的中国人才能体会
---wjr3721
回复(27):you gave me get out!!
---ooo0014
回复(28):if you no three no four,I'll give you a colour see see!!
回复(29):以前听过一楼的那个,觉得最强
还有个rolling egg………………
滚蛋:)
回复(30):If you want money,I have no.
If you want life, I have one.
要钱没有,要命一条。
回复(32):care he three seven twenty-one...
管他2721......
回复(33):What's you name?
This is an apple.
回复(34):Release your horse and come,I'll give you some color to see see.
放马过来,给你点颜色看看。
回复(35):meat beam hit dog, have go no return...
回复(36):Go ahead!!
去你个头啊。
回复(37):You real's no enemy! Me pf di five body throw ground.
Pig Head Three
Dragon Head Old Big
I only is no talking. In here doing no talking things. Big home please eight seven four me la……
回复(38):最经典的一句:long time no see
听说这句已得到老外的认可哦
回复(42):- your wife is beautiful.
- where where.
­
回复(43):three peple go, one it's my teacher
回复(44):up mnbvc look look,
回复(46):I Very Love You(绝对经典的语法错误)
east(west)single~~~~东(西)单
King's house well(王府井)
White Give!(白给)
回复(47): give you some colour see see!!活活----
回复(48):i English no Good
回复(49):You give me wait!!
回复(50):first eye see u, i sh*t love u...
第一眼看到你, 我便爱上你了
回复(51):america china not enough
回复(52):no three,no four.
We are brothers who and who.(我们兄弟谁跟谁)
回复(53):too young too simple sometimes naive
回复(56):one one word nine......................
回复(57):偶公司的工程师对老挝人这么说:
You ask me??? Me ask who!!!
---U.U
回复(58):偶上大学第一次上口语课的时候,老师让偶们用英文作一段自我介绍,偶们班有位老兄他上去说:I am a big son!(我是大儿子)(长子),全班哄堂ing~~~!
回复(59):see no see?
看不看????
回复(60):have no sense!
回复(61):you are no three no four ,I'll give you some colour see see .
你这个不三不四的,我要给你点颜色看看
回复(63):horse horse tiger tiger la
回复(64):You give me remember.
你给我记住.
回复(65):open yellow gun.
我经常说的。
回复(70):open back door in order to wait to see,这个也很好玩啊 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
回复(71):give you a color see see
给你点颜色看看~
回复(72):magic door and the heros no enemy IV
魔法门之英雄无敌4
回复(73):I will give you a little colour to see see(给你点颜色瞧瞧)
回复(74):beautiful you!!
美的你!
Kao=靠...
回复(75):最近听到两句,how are you?意思:怎么是你?how old are you?意思,怎么老是你?
---catsir
回复(76):当我问别人一件别人也不知道的事时听到的回答:
U ask me , me ask who go!
回复(78):bule who see, and whose.(不入虎穴,焉得虎子。音译)。灭活活活活活活!
回复(81):甲:People mountain people sea!
师:小case,'人山人海'!
乙:I Feel it difficult to pass。
师:哼,“我感到很难过”
丙:Good good study,day day up!
师:“好好学习,天天向上”
丁:Three heart two meaning!
师:简单,'三心二意'!
戊:Look through autumn water!
师:难不倒我,'望穿秋水'!
己:Red face know me?
师:太简单啦——“红颜知己”!
庚:Horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢?
师:嗨,“马马虎虎”呗!
辛:We are brother,who and who!
师:“咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊”!
壬:But I'm not care three seven twenty-one
师:“我不管三七二十一就……”
癸:老师,这个你一定不知道:Blue who say and the who's!
师:???嗯……这个……我想……(过了十分钟)……真的被你们考倒了……这句是到底什么意思啊?
癸(很得意地):哈!不就是'不入虎穴焉得虎子'吗!!
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回复(83):try try see!!
look look
回复(84):Old Big
偶们屋老大的英文名
回复(85):How 呕 are you?
回复(86):嘻嘻,我也有我同学一句佳话:go out of like bee(蜂拥而至)!灭活活
回复(88):have not face to see person!!!!
回复(90):give u a little color to see see
回复(91):想起我的一个高中同学,上英语课,不只怎么说道11读作:yilaiwen(一来文)老师顺嘴问他12怎么读,他自信地说:二来文
全班ft~~`
回复(92):give u a horse head jump jump
(被侬择马头跳跳~~)
回复(93):I think come think go.........
love you mather who who who!!!
回复(94):you don't bird me ,so I don't bird you
你不鸟我 我也不鸟你
up net 上网
you good call bed
回复(95):u say what??
ni shuo shen me ??
回复(96):F(IF) U(YOU) NO 2(TWO) NO THREE,OLD THREE OLD FOUR,I WILL GIVE U(YOU) SOME COLOUR C(SEE) C(SEE)。
回复(98):go to your mother's
回复(99):egg of soft shell turtle
王八蛋
回复(105):学生 : I made book (我没带书)
老师:you made book? go to change stand(你没带书?到墙角站着去!)
---liar!phantom
回复(106):I am a ice snow smart girl,no see no know,one see must faint
回复(107):老师那天对我说:“Go to 墙角 stand!
回复(108):偶朋友的经典English chinese:
no three no four——不三不四
seven up eight down——七上八下
ten all ten nice——十全十美
等等……(依次类推)
回复(109):don't open yellow gun!
回复(110):no door
没门
回复(112):一句猫王的love me tender??
被翻成
爱我吧,坦德而。
回复(113):这是新东方语言学校的有名的Chinese English!
Five talk,four beauti,three lover
五讲,四美,三热爱!
回复(114):upstairs all is strong!!!!!
i pf d five bodise hit to the ground
回复(115):在美国街头发生一场车祸,唯一的目击者是一个中国人,当警察询问时,他描述道:
one car come
one car go
car car boom
one man die
警察当场晕倒……
回复(116):strong's say
回复(120):peplo monten peplo sea
回复(122):115 floor fact at very strong...strong...strong....!!!!
回复(123):我学雅司时的同学:“
high hand=高手
hand machine=手机
hand silver=手x......”-_-~~
回复(124):上海的某些路名也很厉害
中山东二路:ZHONGSHAN ROAD EAST SECOND
回复(125):lvden.
Long Time no see.
You how mother?
Pig you birthday happy! 
回复(126):people mountian people sea
人山人海
my eyes holiday
眼訓
回复(127):动物园----animal park
回复(129):HELLO,NI HAO ARE YOU?王璐,和李柯在JOYFM欢迎大家!(第一句是唱出来的)
回复(130):我也 I LOVE YOU 您!
上学=up school
班长=class long
班主任=class pig man
回复(134):who pa who, i pa you ...
回复(136):If you again no three no four, I give you color see see.
如果你再给我不三不四,我给你颜色看看。
回复(137):milk house;old tow.
回复(141):you see see,you see see……
回复(142):哈喽啊,饭已密西了,下来呕K吧。
回复(144):you are black star star.( 你是黑猩猩)
回复(147):114楼,说别人黑猩猩要用Black new new
回复(149):上初中的时候总说别人:Two Chairs
回复(151):看来看去,还是I服务了YOU经典。。。。
回复(152):yes no yes ,^_^,是不是
回复(153):no see head!
没看头,走人先!………………
回复(154):Long Time No See 这是标准美语和中文的完美结合……
回复(155):five seven four!!!
回复(157):strong !!!keep back a name!
回复(158):YOU STUPID WHAT TIME?
揍字凑字走字
回复(160):HOW ARE YOU? 怎么 是 你?
HOW OLD ARE YOU? 怎么 老 是 你? 
回复(161):I see you no three no four, I want give you a 卡奈儿(颜色) see see
回复(164):you ask me? me ask who go?
回复(170):以前学生的时候,招待一个老外到云浮的旅游点玩耍,在介绍溶洞的时候,不知道怎么说:'eh, we are going to a mountian hole'
老外马上明白:“you mean cave, right?
回复(172):YELLLOW EIGHT EGG
回复(173):i wanna fly fly to kick kick u
i will give some color to see see
回复(174):Bow Though,汗,这个算不算啊,
没活活活!
回复(175):饭已OK.下来MiXi
回复(176):百事流行鞋的广告:天生我型,who怕who 
回复(178):eat drink play happy
吃 喝 玩 乐 
回复(180):我来一个牛的:
BLUE WHO SAID,AND WHO’S
一句中文成语
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回复(181):i are now very busying!
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