Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!! 杰瑞去看精神病医生。他说：“医生，我遇到麻烦了。每次上床睡觉，总认为有人在床下藏着，我都快疯了。”医生说：“只要每周到我这里3次，一年我就会治好你的病。”“大约需要多少钱？”“每次100美元”“我可就指望你了。”6个月以后，医生在大街上碰见了杰瑞。“你为什么再也不到到我那里去了？”“一次100美元？可酒吧招待10个美元就搞定了！”“真的么？怎么治的？”“他让我把床腿锯掉！就没有人能藏在床底下了！！！
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